January 2012
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
(I would put a link to my previous resolutions from previous years, but they were destroyed in my last blogapocolypse. Sorry!)
1. Gain a few pounds and stop looking like a skeleton.
2. Write that novel that I’ve been saying that I am writing but actually am not.
3. Eat more whole-grain.
4. Do better in school and actually learn how to do math.
5. Beat the villain.
6. Get the girl.
7....
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I hate it when I start getting whiffs of food,...
I am getting an overwhelming scent of pork tenderloin while sitting in bed reading sci-fi and fantasy novels. Everyone else in the house is asleep.
Could it be…..?
THE SPOOK CHEF???????
Finished reading Ghost Story, by Jim Butcher, the...
The near-ending revelation was a complete mindfuck. Holy shit. It’s like a reverse Sixth Sense ending. Someone else needs to read this series because I’m tired of having all sorts of conversational topics related to these books and having no one to talk to.
Ace Ventura took arrows to the knee before it was...
I listen to a wide variety of strange music.
I own an album titled Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children!
This is not a joke.
I think it would be neat to work at McDonalds,...
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$35 in Barnes and Noble giftcards
What should I get that I maybe haven’t read before????
Pokéberloggain', part five
(part FOUR)
I have defeated all of the Kanto gym leaders and have somehow managed to capture both Snorlax and Lugia (I named Snorlax QWOP and Lugia Flothers (Ho-oh will be named Daunchy when I manage to capture it, for those who get the reference)). I have made a mental note that custom pokeballs are more effective than ultra balls, so I will be making many visits to Kurt. My Dragonair evolved...
Things that are terrifying: Balding, middle-aged...
Case in point: most of my relatives.
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Pokébloggin', part 4
(part 3)
I managed to get through the Elite Four (though it wasn’t hard with level 55 and 60 Feraligatr and Umbreon, respectively). The aLl-StAr partay is currently Wormdangler the Dragonair (Wormdanglr, due to lack of character space), Doc Brown the Feraligatr, Plink-O the Umbreon, Burger the Pidgeot, Dagwood the Sudowoodo (I changed the name, and I will probably keep doing this to...
Star Trek marathon toniiiiiiiiiiiiight
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I'm a fat person in a skinny person's body.
I thank the Powers That Be for my metabolism. I am so happy I can eat five Arby’s roast beef sandwiches in one sitting and not gain weight.
Hey Now Now, The Cloud Room
It needs to be socially acceptable to dress as a...
Please tell me that I am not the only one with this opinion…?
Are there different fonts for Braille???
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Pokéblogging, part three
(Part two)
SO I got all the badges and captured Suicune in the couple hours dividing this post from the last. I also got a Dratini with Extremespeed from a dragon-monk-fellow. Soon I shall set off on my Elite Four challenge, but not before leveling my Pokémon up so that they’re not simply relying on the one move that the opponent is weak against for the entire time (Except Pancakes the...
SO Christmas happened in my household....
Along with the other stuff I posted earlier, I acquired a new bike from my dad. I named it Horatio. It’s probably going to be my method of locomotion in college (when I am not riding my unicycle, that is (I actually do have a unicycle and am not making that up)). My brother made bacon and taped a piece of it to the cat because why not. I created the ham that we had for dinner, and by...
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Pokéblogging, part twoooooooooo
(Part 1)
Eevee finally evolved into Umbreon at level 52. Its name is Plink-O, by the way. I’m currently in Blackthorn Gym, and am pretty much just laying waste to everyone and everyone with Ice Punch by my Feraligatr (Doc Brown). The current “all-star” party is Plink-O the Umbreon, Doc Brown the Feraligatr, Burger the Pidgeot, Balthazar the Sudowoodo, Alfredo the Gyarados (red...
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Pokéblogging...
I’m four gyms into Crystal version, and somehow I’ve managed to accidentally skip over finding the Strength HM, so I have to locate that. So far the “all-star” party is consisting of Eevee, Cronconaw, Sudowoodo, Pidgeotto, Onix, and Oddish. Eevee has become the high-level-punch-you-in-the-face Pokémon, while my Cronconaw remains unevolved due to my shift in Pokéfocus....
WatchGettin’ into the holiday spirit…
Playing Pokemon Crystal again.
I picked Totodile. I named him Doc Brown.
(though I guess I should’ve named Celebi that, with the whole time thingy (but you can’t get Celebi, Jared (Shut up or I’ll punch you)))
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