Another goddamned blog.

This blog details the rantings and ravings of some half-insane insomniac named Jared that somehow found his way onto the Internet. Side-effects may include nausea, upset stomach, and punching your computer monitor.
Also, go check out his writing experiment blog at http://hemingwaycansuckit.tumblr.com/
Jan 28 '12

Scholarship essay: write an essay about where you want to be five years after you graduate college.

I really want to write about my dream of turning my name into a verb. For example:

“When I die, I want to have my body Jareded.”

To have one’s body Jareded will be the alternative to being buried or cremated. Simply put, your skeleton will be extracted from your body and will be made into art. Creepy? Maybe. But I can imagine that I’ll have the market all to myself. 

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  1. derpingthroughlife said: I can see it more likely being your last name, it just sounds more like it :3
  2. fatwasandfanboys said: lol
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