Another goddamned blog.

This blog details the rantings and ravings of some half-insane insomniac named Jared that somehow found his way onto the Internet. Side-effects may include nausea, upset stomach, and punching your computer monitor.
Also, go check out his writing experiment blog at http://hemingwaycansuckit.tumblr.com/
Jan 30 '12

I wish I had a third, many-jointed arm growing out of the top of my spine, one long enough to reach to the end of either normal-arm. There would be two thumbs on either side of the hand.

I know I’ve posted something like this before and I know you biologist friends have offered to help me grow one, but I want science to work in my favor noooooooowwwwwwww…..