Another goddamned blog.

On abortion.

When is murder considered murder? When does morality breach medicine? For many people, it is answered by the answer of yet another question: where does life begin? Upon birth? In the womb? The answer might come to you as a surprise. Life, as many knowledgable people can tell you, starts in the testicles.

While some might consider it far-fetched and insane, the sperm of a male human is, in fact, its own species. Descended from the frog, it shows extreme neoteny, resembling a tadpole more than anything. Sharing a symbiotic relationship with man, the sperm lives most of its life in the male testicles, feeding off of the nutrient rich cells that are unique to the male genetalia. By the time it reaches adulthood, it has eaten enough to have incorporated the human male’s generic code into its own, allowing it to assist in human reproduction. In the testicles, the sperm have their own society. They have they’re own religion, in which enlightenment can only be reached through mass suicide in order to bond with the human female egg. With this knowledge, the topic of abortion seems downright minuscule to the real and dastardly problem that plagues our nation: male masturbation.

By keeping masturbation legal, you not only advocate for the degradation of society, but you also advocate for the mass genocide of a peaceful race that is necessary for human continuation. Even now, thousands of sperm are dying at the hands of our fellow Americans. We are not a nation of civilized people, but rather a race of foul murderers who would kill for pleasure. Stop the fight on abortion. Join the movement against male masturbation.