This blog details the rantings and ravings of some half-insane insomniac named Jared that somehow found his way onto the Internet. Side-effects may include nausea, upset stomach, and punching your computer monitor.
Also, go check out his writing experiment blog at http://hemingwaycansuckit.tumblr.com/
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I was playing my melodica, attempting to play “Sheep in the Boots” by the Tossers, when I heard a strange shrieking noise coming from the living room.
The shrieking turned out to be the television. My mother is on her annual American Idol binge.
I was unaware that that show was still in existence. I’m a bit impressed, though, at its resolve. I mean, a television show this terrible rarely stays around this long. Jerry Springer probably sheds tears upon seeing this horrid work of art.
