Another goddamned blog.

This blog details the rantings and ravings of some half-insane insomniac named Jared that somehow found his way onto the Internet. Side-effects may include nausea, upset stomach, and punching your computer monitor.
Also, go check out his writing experiment blog at http://hemingwaycansuckit.tumblr.com/
Feb 21 '12

On poetry

Though I am a fan of the poet,

I much prefer the prose’r

For when I look at poets

I find most of them to be posers.

It does not take much time

to find the right rhyme

especially when your meter

makes you sound like a hormonal teenager

I prefer free-verse

as opposed to the rhymes of the 

quatrain

couplet

etc.

for structure is something that I detest 

and not a single one of the

so-called poets that I know follows a rhyme structure 

like

ABAB or

ABCB or

ABBA

anyway.

And though I am one with the hormone-clouded age group 

I find that there are better things to do 

with my time

than write terrible poetry that merely copies Nirvana

Or Green Day

Or My Chemical Romance

Or some other band that my fellows seem to prey on.

Horrid horrid horrid putrescence

which leaks out of the pens of my peers,

I find it more efficient to

write a long drawn-out unorganized poorly gramaticized maybe not even having correct wordage

sentence

and

hit

enter

many

many

many

times 

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