Another goddamned blog.

This blog details the rantings and ravings of some half-insane insomniac named Jared that somehow found his way onto the Internet. Side-effects may include nausea, upset stomach, and punching your computer monitor.
Also, go check out his writing experiment blog at http://hemingwaycansuckit.tumblr.com/
Feb 23 '12
So I turned off the compy and went to bed, only to find this in my inbox. I will answer them in descending order. Mildly. They would be more creepy if you added more “hmmmms” as well as “I watch you through your window while you sleep.” They are doing well.  I got bit by a brown recluse spider while I was sleeping and my leg is all necrotic and the excessive snow piling up in front of my house is preventing me from seeing a doctor. Yes.  Hemlock. It would have to be a romantic drama, like Schindler’s List meets The English Patient.

So I turned off the compy and went to bed, only to find this in my inbox. I will answer them in descending order.

Mildly. They would be more creepy if you added more “hmmmms” as well as “I watch you through your window while you sleep.”

They are doing well. 

I got bit by a brown recluse spider while I was sleeping and my leg is all necrotic and the excessive snow piling up in front of my house is preventing me from seeing a doctor.

Yes. 

Hemlock.

It would have to be a romantic drama, like Schindler’s List meets The English Patient.